Miss Kitty, a short woman with curly purple hair, a nose ring, a tatoo of a bluebird on her shoulder, and a housekeeping job, opened the front door,
walked into the living area, and delivered a slice of Brie cheese to the
bookcase. “Here you go, Mr. Packrat.”
Miles
closed his eyes and breathed deep. His nose twitched in delight. “Oh, thank
you, Miss Kitty,” he said, which sounded like a little squeak to Miss Kitty.
“I
wish I could understand what you were saying,” Miss Kitty said, reaching out to
pat Miles on the top of his head. He reached out his right paw.
“Pleased
to meet you,” Miss Kitty said.
Miss
Kitty meandered over to the corner table, where she found her bi-weekly
instructions. “Dear Miss Kitty,” the note said. “The packrat’s name is Miles,
and he would like to thank-you for the cheese. I am still suffering from my
mysterious ailment, and can’t be seen or heard. Please dust, sweep, and mop. In
addition, the outside shed needs a look through. It’s a real mess. Your
paycheck has been deposited into your PayPal account. Sincerely, Harold Siga.”
“Well,
Miles,” Miss Kitty said, turning to look at the bookcase, “I’m glad I know your
name. It’s so sad about Harold. I hope he’s feeling better soon. I'm going to check out that shed. Enjoy your cheese.”
Miles,
delighted that she had read the note he printed out for her, focused his
attention on the delicious slice of cheese she had brought him. “I do believe I
am in pack rat heaven,” he said.
Harold
came down the stairs, taking one step at a time, as if he were in a graduation
procession or a wedding march.
“Is
that wretched girl still here,” Harold asked.
Miles,
his nose buried deep in the cheese, completely ignored Harold. In fact, Miles
pretended that he could not see or hear Harold.
“Miles,”
Harold shouted, his eyes filling with blood, “I asked you a question.”
Harold
pounded his fist on the table, knocking it over.
"I think you're angry because of the rejection slips you've been receiving in regards to your Strangled Darlings," Miles said.
Harold, in the throws of a full blown temper tantrum, stamped his feet. Of course, his head fell off.
"I think you're angry because of the rejection slips you've been receiving in regards to your Strangled Darlings," Miles said.
Harold, in the throws of a full blown temper tantrum, stamped his feet. Of course, his head fell off.
Kitty
walked back into the house, a broken banjo in her hand.
“Excuse
me, Harold,” Miss Kitty said. “Just because you’re a headless ghost doesn’t mean you
have to be rude.”
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