Selp, not just anyone
Jelp, you know I need
someone
Help.
“Harold, old man," Miles said,
"I do believe that song has already been done by the Beatles, a rather famous
British band.” Miles smiled when he remembered his second life, travelling around with the Beatles, and later, the Rolling Stones. Of course, Miles thought, I did not help them write Help.
“Well, you told me
to use songs that I knew, and then rewrite the words" Harold moaned. "So I used Jelp, Selp and
Kelp instead of help. Get it?”
“Well, that’s not
what I meant, Harold. Let me explain. Perhaps you could use an old time tune,
like Golden Slippers, and then write lyrics to go
with the music. I’m afraid that if you tried to sell a song called 'Help
Unwanted,' that had practically the same lyrics as the Beatle song, 'Help,'
well, that’s called plagiarism, Harold.”
Harold sat
on the stairs, perplexed. He caressed the banjo on his lap, trying to pluck a string, but his
hand went right through the instrument, and when he realized this, he lost all
composure and the instrument sank through his lap and landed on the floor with
a bang.
“Harold, you have
to focus. Remember, materialize. You can do it.”
Blood fell out of
Harold’s eyes like tear drops. Actually, they were teardrops, comprised of
blood.
“Good job, old
man.” Miles squeaked. “That looks like real blood.”
“It is real
blood,” Harold said. “I feel a little faint.”
“Oh dear,” Miles
said. “Maybe we should take a little nap?”
Miles thought that
a wonderful idea. He’d much rather snooze in his hidey-hole than help Harold
write songs. It was, however, better than listening to Harold’s dreadful
poetry. And Miles loved music. When Harold was in a good mood, granted, a rare
event, he could actually materialize long enough to play some banjo tunes.
Miles kept time with his tail, beating it against the floorboards or
old tin pans. Miles had ordered a bodhran from Elderly Instruments, but it had not yet arrived.
Miles was also working on getting Harold a vintage Gibson mandolin on EBay. Unfortunately, someone always came in at the last minute and overbid him by the minimum amount. Miles had his pride, and was not going to pay for one of those programs that bid for him. He considered that to be cheating.
Miles was also working on getting Harold a vintage Gibson mandolin on EBay. Unfortunately, someone always came in at the last minute and overbid him by the minimum amount. Miles had his pride, and was not going to pay for one of those programs that bid for him. He considered that to be cheating.
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