I decided to write another sad
song
Cuz the holes in my head
Have long disappeared
On account of what happened
In September of a long ago year.
“Harold,” Miles
the packrat screamed. Well, it actually sounded like the sound that emits from
a cat’s mouth when someone accidentally steps on their tail. Anyway, Miles, who
had been dozing and dreaming of dancing snowflakes and Santa Rat with his
magical sleigh of rain cats headed by Harold the Ghost with a bright red nose,
curled up between John Steinbeck’s East of Eden and the Harry Potter Trilogy,
the complete special edition, was most unhappy, to say the least, to have his
pleasant dream burst open by the squalor emitting from the attic.
“Oh, Miles,”
Harold said, “You’re awake. Come upstairs. I’m working on a new song. We can
have a jam session.”
Harold sounded so
pleased, but Miles could already feel a headache erupting between his two
pointy ears. Well, actually, one of his ears no longer stood tall and proud on
account of a cat fight, but that’s another story for another day. Miles
wondered what insanity had prompted him to buy Harold the vintage fiddle on
EBay. Harold promised Miles that he knew how to fiddle, and Miles, eager to
play some fast and furious Irish jigs with his tail as the hammer for the
Bodhran he got himself, well, Miles sometimes got caught up in the frenzy, and
even as he purchased the fiddle, he began having second thoughts.
Too late, as his
father used to say. The fiddle had arrived, and Harold, excited to have his
very own fiddle, was even able to materialize long enough to play the damn
thing. Well, that’s not what Miles considered it…
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